Showing posts with label Silly Moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly Moments. Show all posts

Monday, 5 May 2014

Celebrated Earth Hour for 12 Years Consecutively

You know what the title meant?

It meant I had a blackout last night.  For 12 hours.  So for the next 12 years I ain't going to participate in any Earth Hour Day just because I've already did a crash course of it, all in one night and its filled with sweat (given the crazy hot weather) and guess who decided to crash the party on this unfortunate night? Dem mosquitoes.

I was at my wits ends, tossing and turning at 4 am in the morning and I show up today looking like @.@ and my head's spinning like @.@

But, like what they always call me, Optimist Mish has strike again!  In the midst of darkness and warmth, I still manage to humour myself when I was preparing to shower before bed.  I took all my shower necessities and it was only halfway walking through the bathroom that I've taken my toothbrush, facial wash (among others) AND my spectacle casing.  I mistaken it for my toothpaste xD

The absence of electronics (and the Internet) has never been felt so badly until last night when I am cut off from my computer and also my phone because I have not charged it but fear not, because Optimist Mish striked twice last night!  Me and my friend decided in less than 5 minutes to run out in the middle of the night to catch a late night movie just so that we could escape the heat for 2 hours (and yay for yummy popcorns) before going back to reality and we ended up watching Brick Mansion.

In all honesty, the movie wasn't that great (story line wise) but seeing Paul Walker all over again and knowing that's his last film actually made it worth watching ;_;

There's just one thing to this blackout that made me want to cry a little.  As you all might (not) know, I started drawing digitally on my free time recently and last night I was midway through one piece when the blackout occur.  I was already spamming Ctrl + S when I was drawing out of habit but I am not sure when was the last time I save before the blackout so fingers crossed that almost everything is still there because I would rage quit drawing if the piece that I've drawn is gone =<

Hopefully electricity is back on and life shall be smooth sailing once more today! I will post some random update photos below so be sure to check them out and I will see you guys real soon! ;D



Some of my artwork xD Hope you like them \o/  




Mish says Hi & Bye!


Ta-ta!  See you guys next post!


Friday, 11 April 2014

Humans are like Fruits

Yep, you heard me right.

I was skinning off my apple and then it simply occur to me what other words that we could use to describe a human being other than the normal materialistic, kind, pretty, hot, bitchy, pretty on the outside, rotten on the inside or vice versa, we could simply say that they are like fruits!

You could buy a basket full of apples, bring it home and leave it in your fridge or anywhere you normally put your fruits and until the day you want to eat it, you walk over and start picking them up one by one, selecting from either the best looking one to eat or the worst looking one to eat (depending on each individual) or some would just simply pick one up without really minding.

Tonight, I randomly picked one up and when I was washing it, I thought to myself "Woots, I got a pretty looking apple this time" because the skin looks perfect, no dents, nice colouration and as I was skinning it, I noticed it was actually a bit rotten and swollen on the inside.  Well that's still fine but when I was eating it, it didn't taste as good as well =< Less juicy, not as sweet as the ones before which has more rotten looking, wrinkly skin and then it struck me, hey, does this not apply to us human as well?

Many times, not all the time but many a time, those who looks better or is richer or smarter, they look real great on the outside.  They have the looks, they have the brains, put simply, they've got the swag but on the inside, they are really nasty but many a time, those who does not look as good on the outside, they turn out to be real angels on the inside.  

The ideal person would be someone who is pretty on the outside, darn pretty on the inside as well but these does not come by regularly but I am fortunate enough to have come by a number of these type of people in my life.  To name one would be my mom.  She's really pretty on the out side, still look darn great for her age now and still have a kind soul.  That being said though, she's got the temper of a tigress buuuuuuuut I will talk about that another time (if I live to tell the tale xD).  Well, no one's that ideal, apparently =P

Fortunately for me though, I've come across those who has the means but yet they still retain the same humility and humbleness like the rest of us, if not more.  The one that I know actually offers a helping hand much more than any of us ever did because first, they can, second, they really are sincere in helping others.  I've actually learnt this from seeing someone close to me, he would never fail to help those in need like an old crippled aunt who always camps outside a certain mall with an old dog or just a little kid who would come and sell small little boxes of mochi.  If he could, he would pay them much more than the amount that it is worth so this shows that sometimes, a person can truly be beautiful on the outside and equally beautiful on the inside.

But of course, there are times when some of them who does not look as good has an equally repulsive enough manner to really just invite everyone else around them for some good free punches and that's really just like fruits.

When you pick one papaya up and just simply judging it by the skin, you might be dead set right about how it taste like just by looking at it or you could be so wrong and that's all for this time!

See you guys real soon! <3

Random Mish strikes again,
Love <3

Sunday, 19 January 2014

Meet My New Lover(s)

A friend was telling me that her one true love is sleep.  I told her for mine, I know its selfish but I cannot live with one without the other so today, let me introduce you to my one true love (divided equally right in the middle): Sleep and Food.

Yes, meet my two new lovers who shares my one equal love: 50% Food and 50% Sleep.

The funny thing is, she mentioned that it would be 'preferably if you don't do both at once' and ironically I told her that I had!  You would do both at once when you are in a coma or anesthetized and you are being connected to the drip (glucose saline).  That way, you are sleeping and being fed at the same time!  Sad thing is you will not feel full from it and you end up with a swollen hand (whichever hand that drip is connected to).

And because of this, she invoked some deep memories from before that I really wanted to share with you guys!  Sharing this genius side of me with all of you that you rarely see <3

That one time when I had an operation and I had to stay over at the hospital for a couple of days,  naturally I was 'handcuffed' to one of those drip (which does not fill your stomach >.> Yes I know I've mentioned it before but I feel the need to clarify it once more!  Don't judge!)  and those drips are invisible and you could see the clear saline inside it right?

Guess what I started noticing?  It was tainted with blood!  MY blood.  

I must be one heck of a bloody genius to place my hand higher than the drip.  The nurse told me that I would be doing a blood donation instead of the drip flowing into my body lolol.


Yes I think I was a certified idiot back at that hospital during the period I stayed in and I thought I would like to share this short, funny, little adventure that I had back before puberty hits me <3






Yours truly,

Mishberries
0104 Hour

P/s: Thanks Neerv, for the inspiration <3 And I will see all of you soon <3

Saturday, 5 October 2013

5 Seconds Later

This morning I dreamt I was playing with a cute chubby brown cat or more like, attacked by a cute chubby brown cat and it was sticking itself to my body like how a magnet sticks to a fridge.  Mind image for you:


1 Minute MS Paint Job

And 5 seconds later, the moment I woke up the first thought that came to me was " I have to wash my hands".

Then just now I was being a part time gardener (again) (You can check out my Instagram for my previous works <3 Name: Mishberries) and today, I decided to be slightly not so creative and decided to reproduce what I saw in Disneysea Japan last year, but in my own style <3



Find the Hidden Mickey!



And le gardener thyself <3




And

5 eventful seconds later.




You must be asking, what happened?  Why are the leaves scrambled?  Where's Mishberries?

The answer to 5 seconds later after the first picture of the leaves: (It's a gif, so wait for it to load <3)



Yes, ouch is the right word lol.  Mayhem when the two angelic (demon) puppies joined me in my little adventure >D

P/s:  Epic gif done by my Godbrother <3<3


I see you guys next round, remember to follow me on my Facebook (by liking the Like button on the right) or my Instagram (Name: Mishberries) <3




Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Getting High On Drugs

Makes you feel like you are on cloud nine and staring at cats pooping rainbows - not true.

Well, at least that's the case for me.  All that happened for me was glassifying and dazing the crap out of me.

Now now, let me go through a recap of what happened during the last 24 hours which got me into this situation.  It all started with that innocent bottle of cough syrup and this innocent patient call mishberries.  Little does she knows, overdosing on cough syrup actually gives you symptom or its the pathway to, as what they call it 'getting high'.

So mishberries genius-ly woke up at 6 a.m. to take a dosage of supposedly 10 ml of cough syrup but because she was too sleepy and lazy to measure the correct amount of drug she was supposed to take, she simply unscrew the cap and swallowed a mouthful that she thought should be around 10 ml.

I was never so wrong.

The time I woke up at 8, I was all dazed and glassy lol.  Its like my body is not my body and my mind is not my mind.  Everything is disconnected from one another and I am just ... floating ... floating and floating around.  Floating mindlessly brushing my teeth, floating mindlessly chewing down my cereal and simply sitting at the edge of my bed waiting for the drug effect to wear out.

Gee, now it's 10 hours after the dosage and I am still a bit druggy and light headed.  Well ladies and gentleman, please, do take note:  MEASURE YOUR FREAKING DRUGS BEFORE YOU TAKE IT NEXT TIME!  And I mean it!  Getting all daze and floaty ain't good! I mean I feel so out of controlled of my body and the thought scares me lol  Everything seems to revolve a little slower and everything seems aokay but no, everything is NOT aokay because it's simply dangerous to overdose on your drugs.

I suspected it was the cough syrup because that was the only thing I took other than my cereal and sure enough when I google it, one of the first instance of search that came right out is this:

"What Happens When Teens Abuse DXM?

Although DXM can be safely taken in 15- to 30-milligram doses to suppress a cough, abusers tend to consume as much as 360 milligrams or more. Taking mass quantities of products containing DXM can cause hallucinations, loss of motor control, and "out-of-body" (disassociative) sensations (YEP DEFINITELY GOT THIS).
Other possible side effects of DXM abuse include: confusion, impaired judgment, blurred vision, dizziness, paranoia, excessive sweating, slurred speech, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, irregular heartbeat, high blood pressure, headache, lethargy, numbness of fingers and toes, facial redness, dry and itchy skin, loss of consciousness, seizures, brain damage, and even death."

I never knew teens take cough syrup to get high on purpose but apparently they do.  Could be fun for them but definitely ain't fun for me.

People, cough syrup is used to well, suppress your cough and make your cough better, not as a cheap method for you to get high.  The side effects from overdosing the drug could cause actual death so the next time you think of doing what I did, stop and measure using the nice little measurement cup that comes with it.

That sums everything up >D  I did not get high on purpose, in fact I never anticipated for things to turn out this way lol.  What I can say is, you are going to have a bad day if you get high on a working day.

Cheers!


Tuesday, 26 March 2013

I Finally Got My First Ever Tattoo

Yes ladies and gentleman, I have done it.  I mean it wasn't a spur of the moment thing.  People who knows me must have heard of my desire to get a tattoo at least once or twice and after several visits to several tattooist shop and selecting the tattooist of my choice, made appointment to discuss the designs and of course the price, oh the price is a bomb, I kid you not, and ta-da, I'VE GOT IT!!!


To those of you who are close to me, I am really sorry that I did not confided in you earlier regarding this because I don't want you guys to change my mind or talk me out of it as I have thought and considered about this very very seriously over the span of few years.  So mummy, I am super sorry that you have to find out through my blog instead of me telling it to you because I really could not sum up my courage to tell it to you as I know you are dead against me getting one.  But what's done is done ma, you can't really just scrap that piece of skin off me like you constantly tell me you would ._.  So yes, I am expecting a call from you very soon, but please, just read to the end because I will be stating my reasons of why I got this tattoo.


Well, without further ado,




MY FIRST EVER TATTOOOOOOOOOO 



Well to you it might just be a silly, simple tattoo that spells LOVE but this is not those type of love that you think it is.  I am not a delusional 13 year old teen girl who goes there needling herself with the word 'love' because of romance.  This is the love that I feel towards both of my parents, forever lasting and skin deep.  After such a long consideration, I finally decided on this.  I am here today because of the two of them.   The love and affection that they have showed me, the care and the pain that they have to go through from the things that I've done, the everlasting love that they have for me.  That's the exact same love that I have for them which is why I got this tattoo.  I think it's intimate and it means so much to me.


Yeah well anyways, I am NOT asking YOU to go tattoo yourself nor encouraging, don't get me wrong.  I just want to share what I've done with all of you and before you even think of inking yourself, please please please think it through because it is something that will last forever. Even if you decide to remove it one day, it will still leave laser scars and that is not a pretty sight.


I've done hours and hours of research before thinking of getting one so please, tattoo is not something that you should get in a spur of the moment thing!  If you just want to have fun or think it's something cool, then you should just go for temporary tattoo and not a permanent one.


Anyways, all of you must be dead curious of whether or not it hurts.  Oh you sadistic people.  OF COURSE IT HURTS!  But I won't say unbearable.  I think the tolerance level for everyone is different and I did choose to tattoo myself at quite a tender part I would say.  It still have that red marking around the fresh tattoo even up till now but my tattooist says it will go away in a couple of hours so I guess it should be fine.


I must point this out:  Who says only doctors have steady hands??  Tattooist DO TOO!!  Especially on calligraphy tattoo like this and where some of the lines are real thin.  There's no cover up or thickening of the line so they CANNOT go wrong at all!!  Thank goodness the tattooist is super experienced and professional, which is why, selecting the right tattooist is of utmost importance!


I will let you guys know how it's healing in a few days time but in the meanwhile, another picture of me with my new beloved tattoo!! <3  So HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! <3





"Hey there <3"



The info of the tattooist including their Facebook portfolio is at the bottom of the page.  Be sure to check them out! <3


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HAPPY EARLY APRIL'S FOOL PEOPLE.





Yeah I know.




Original Image here.



Don't go on hating me >D

Love ya all, ohiohiohiohio!

Ma, don't kill me okay <3  IT'S A FAKE ONE <3

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Says No One Ever

Just this morning I was telling a friend "with a good night sleep, a good bed, good pillows, good blanket and good weather", how can one wake up on the wrong side of the bed and feel down for the rest of the day?

Says No One Ever.

I was forced to eat my own words that very afternoon.  Words, you better run faster than my speed of eating because I am coming after you, right now.

Well, shit happened.  Or more like, period happened.  That's enough said and the rest is history that can be brought back to Eve's time.

That apart, so many GOOD things has been happening, one after another and I am constantly thanking my lucky stars and counting my blessings, never once taking them for granted.  For one, I am tagged once more!  Now that everyone knows I am the left-out one who was never tagged lol.  Thank you ねこちゃん for nominating me for an Liebster Blog Award! \o/  I have really not much idea on what to do so I will update about it in my next post after I figure out what to do!

Then there's Maria  who gave me an award on her blog!! \o/  Oh-my-goodness!!  It just simply felt awesome being remembered on someone's blog and I superbly appreciate that ;_;

Then there's other things here and there that makes everyday a better day for me to live in and for me to smile endlessly.  It could be a tiny conversation but at days, it is the tiny things that makes you smile.  Like today, my God-Family and I was just having a small conversation over high tea where we were saying doing things that works your brain up (e.g. Sudoku or studying or mahjong  among other things) actually helps increase your metabolism and burns off fat.  Everyone immediately looked down at their tummy and God-Aunt decided to be funny and said, "Wait if we are all burning fat via overworking our brain, then the burning of fat goes from the brain down to the tummy, we will first be burning all our boobs away before it even reaches the tummy!"  Oh gosh.  No bewbs, you are almost non existent, please don't go away ;_;

I too, am surrounded by animal lover people so they are constantly trying to pair me up to see what type of animal am I if I was ever an animal and the usual ones are polar bear or panda bear BUT today, I've found my real Animal Identity purely by accident!

People are always joking about my small eyes so yesterday, I was just making fun of myself and took a picture of myself looking like that and guess what?  I was just googling for animal pictures this evening and I found a picture so I decided to gif it.  Wait for it to change okay? >D






Picture from Here <3


HOLY CRAP I FOUND MA LONG LOST TWIN!  Mommie when did you went to Alaska???! (just kidding!) The next time there is a look-alike contest, I would know who to bring with me ;_;  When I showed it to my Godbrother, he SNORTED-LAUGHED at me.  Like HOW COULD YOU! QQ

It's nearing midnight now so this is where I say good bye and sign off <3  I am really sorry for not being on for so many days so I would be sneaking onto each of your blogs real soon!  Non is forgotten and all is loved!  I really love to read what everyone is writing because everyone has so many different thoughts and no two posts are ever the same!

It always gives me inspirations and motivation or just a REALLY GOOD laugh and that is something that I would love to share with everyone else too, daily if possible <3

Alrighty, nag less snore more mode is on.

See you guys real soon.  One particular baby seal is rolling to your page tomorrow :D

Monday, 14 January 2013

Is This Considered an Act of Selfishness?

So, yesterday I was at the mall and was queuing up for the toilet.  The queue was horrendous as the amount of crowd in the toilet is sufficient to be that of a mini concert and those who are in the cubicle was taking their own sweet time.  I seriously have no idea what they were doing inside.  I kept hearing flushes after flushes but they all took so long to exit the cubicle.

Going out of topic is very easy, don't you think?  This post isn't about the toilet users but rather, how do we react under certain circumstances.  For example, yesterday due to the amount of people in the toilet and people were queuing up for really long before it's their turn, every now and then there are nasty and dirty looks darting around, daring those who came in later to cut queue because whoever who dare to cut queue will be in for a good time.

Then, there's this cute lady in her early twenties in a very sweet dress queuing up in the next line to mine but we could all sense her growing impatience as she keeps clicking her tongue and throwing dirty looks around.  She went into the toilet first and after she came out, she did not wash her hand (not like it's my business since I am not going to shake hands with her anyways) and darted out of the toilet because of the amount of people inside.

It was after she walked out of the toilet and I was just looking absent-mindedly at her exiting the toilet that I realized, that the back part of her skirt is stuck to her, well, underwear.





*gawk*







*awkward*






I really wanted to call or go after her but since she was walking away so fast, I wasn't able to call out to her in my squeaky voice amidst all that 'concert sound' going around and she probably won't know that I am calling her because she isn't Malaysian.  I overheard her conversation with her friend, they should be Vietnamese or Thai I believe.

I considered going after her as well but at the end I didn't because I didn't want to lose my queuing pot as I have been waiting there for quite some time too.  Is this considered an act of selfishness?  Should I have went after her?  My justification was her friend would surely tell her that her backside is giving an exhibition to the world as soon as they see each other BUT it only occurs to me NOW as I am blogging that what if they have gone separate ways and done individual shopping?? Does that mean she will be walking around with her underwear showing because of my selfish act of not wanting to leave the queue when I could have told her? 

I honestly don't know.  What do YOU think?

Would you have went after her in that circumstances?  

Okay, enough of depressing thought, lets go through some happy channel for now!  What always makes a girl feel happy other than food??

CUTE FAT BABIES!  And baby items!  See for yourself!


SEE THE CUTENESS!! It's a baby IN a basket ON a table omgee!! \o/  

Was eating dinner and when we walked pass the table, I saw the baby and jumped because it's so freaking adorable!  Round cheeks and he is sleeping (which means no screaming and crying)!  I was so excited that I asked the couple if I could take a picture with their baby and they gladly say yes!!! FU FU FU FU FU!!  I really wanted to hold the baby but I didn't want to wake that cutie pie up so this is more than enough!  BABYYYYYY!!


And this is one DARN cute teddy bear hat for kids!  Like duh, my head's so big <.>  If only my head is smaller or the hat is bigger I would definitely buy it because it's SOOOOO adorable as well!!  Now I am jealous of people with smaller head that can fit cute hats or bands and all ;_;

That sums up my weekend so see you soon!

P/s:  Yes I would ask for a picture from a random stranger if their baby is cute enough to attract me ._.

Thursday, 13 December 2012

Called a Radio Station This Morning

And my call actually got through.


OMGEEEE

IMPOSSIBRU!!

That was my face this morning when the DJ picked up  my phone LOL.  I need to express myself in MS Paint because words could not describe how I felt.

I mean, most of the time, I don't have the guts to call the MIX FM (Radio station) and when I do call for some CD prizes and stuff like that, my calls never get through so when I DID get through today, LOL I was flabbergasted.  I think I might even panicked a little because it was so UNPLANNED!

This particular Radio channel always have this few minutes of "XX is looking for an advise on his/her situation" and callers usually call in to give their opinion or advise and I usually don't listen to it because it's not really my cup of tea, solving other people's problem or offering them advice because I don't think I am good at that BUT, this morning the situation was particularly interesting. At least for me that is and below is the excerpt taken from MIX FM's Facebook page regarding the 'situation' and you can even go onto their Facebook page to leave them a comment as to what YOU think!



Daniel’s been with his girl friend for about 1.5 years and things are going great and they are both doing well financially. They both had a chat one weekend and he said that if things get better and if all goes well they could eventually take things to another level. Weeks later they both attended dinner with both his and her parents. He excused himself during dinner to the loo and that’s when her parents asked his girlfriend about their relationship and she said they were getting married soon. When he got back to the table, he was shocked when they all congratulated him so he just played along because he didn’t want to ruin dinner. So how does he get out of this awkward situation?


Lol, I mean that's a pretty funny situation for me to listen to first thing in the morning.  My first thought was, if he is serious about that lady and they are at the right age with all the right circumstances, then why not.  I mean who wouldn't want to marry your Miss Right BUT (so many butts today)  if Daniel is shocked and 'wants to get out of this awkward situation' he obviously should set things right, which is to man up and speak his mind.

I mean even though divorce rate is high, one still should not take marriage lightly, at least for me that is.  You can only marry that one person when you are really sure he/she is the right one.  Right one here does not mean the 'perfect being' but is simply someone whom you can live your life with for many years to come.

If you are having second doubt and even thirds when you look at your current partner and think whether or not you guys can live together for a very long time in the future, it is best said that it's high time you start looking for someone else or you could stay single but again, this are just my personal thoughts.

Be a man, do the right thing is what I would love to say to men who dare not own up or spit it out when wanting a break up.  Ladies, be true to yourself and don't play the damsel in distress card too often because it's plain sickening.  I believe every couple should be honest with each other.  Be true to your heart (music plays  )! 


These are strictly not a piece of advise but rather some random personal thoughts :D  Don't hold it against me!   (music plays  )  Anyways, this morning was funny.  After the DJ got my name, he actually asked me twice:  So how YOUNG are you?  Like twice.  I was like I AM XX OKAY, I MAY SOUND YOUNG BUT I AM OLD (there are just times when you HAVE to admit that you are oldER >.>).  He went silent for like half a second on the other end and laughed.  DAMN, YES I HAVE SQUEAKY VOICE, DON'T JUDGE ME QQ

I think he didn't really believed me so he asked what's my current job status and whether or not I am married bla bla bla.  I think it's because of the 'topic' that they were discussing and they don't want to broadcast what a silly teenage girl might say to this so they want to make sure I am a qualified 'adult' to comment on this.   PFT.  ANYWAYS, THAT aside, I CALLED A RADIO STATION AND THE CALL GOT THROUGH, YIPEE!

It's nothing big or anything of that sort but it's just the small things in life that makes me happy <3  Try it out for yourself one fine day and hopefully when you do, I happen to be listening to the radio <3



Have a good day folks <3

Friday, 16 November 2012

My Colourful Dream

Last night I had a funny and unexpected dream.  I dreamt that I met the celebrated Michelle Phan (Youtube Make Up Artist and Entrepreneur)  and her boyfriend, Dominique Capraro in flesh lol.  We were just chilling and laughing away but in my dream, Dominique doesn't look as good as his pictures lol >.>  Well it's a dream after all.

After that, the scene shifted to Japan where I was there with my parents and Godbrother.  It was Autumn.  I guess it's because I am still wishing that I visited Japan during Autumn and I've missed Autumn by just a month!  It would be awesome if I am in Tokyo right now ;_; So phail!  BUT, I am not complaining <3

BUT, it would have been awesome.  BUT, argh.  I should stop.

Anyways!  Lol, we were walking around and saw all this awesome Autumn leaves in every colour!  Yes, I mean every colour >.>  We were at this meadow and the meadow was lathered with the brightest red, yellow, green, BLUE and purple leaves and it was just so beautiful.  I remember I was so being myself in my dream because I was jumping and running around and pointing at all the colours to my family to the extend it annoys them cause they were like "YEAH, I see them TOO!".  It even occurred to me as to why are there even blue leaves when I was in my dream.  Throw logic out of the window Mish.  It's a dream.

And I was trying so hard to get a good picture but I didn't have my camera with me (impossibru!) and I am only left with my faithful Blackberry.  Unfortunately, faithful Blackberry is being a traitor because it refuse to take the pictures in its original colour!!

All those green, red, blue and purple leaves just appear as brown in my phone screen and I was cursing under my breath and wishing that I have my camera there instead but there's nothing I couild do so I dully and disappointingly took like 3 pictures of the 'brown' meadow and telling myself it's just the sunlight.  The sunlight is messing up with my screen colour and after I reach home, the pictures will just turn out alright.


IN BEFORE - 3 YEAR OLD DRAWING!




Lolol <3  Well, that's the best that I could do with an MS Paint and a mouse.  Believe me, it's soooooooo much more prettier in my head but uh, not everyone is that gifted with drawing anyways.  So, here it is <3

And I vaguely remember there was the subway, the food and all of us chilling together in the room.   It was a nice dream.  Thanks brain.  But brain, I wish you would have equipped me with my camera or at least not let my Blackberry screw up.  =P

If only one could select their dreams like selecting their set menu in Mcdonalds <3  I want this, this and this.  I want to be this, this and this and the setting should be like this, this and this.  Asking for too much? =P  Perhaps I should try to get into lucid dreaming because then you can control your dreams :D

Interesting right?  Brain, should we try?

Brain:  I have no idea what you are talking about.  *Gives nightmare*

Me:  OKAY OKAY, I AM SORRY!  Anything but nightmare!

-  The End  -

Monday, 24 September 2012

One Letter Makes All the Difference




I am pretty sure many of you experienced bloopers like this before.  You were typing or writing a sentence in a hurry and you hit enter before you know it and when you realized it's already too late.  Or, you submitted that assignment of yours to your lecturer without double checking because you did it last minute.  Well, it's a lesson for you to never do last minute work again, ever!

My tuition teacher once told me that she submitted her assignment without proof reading it and when she got her grades, she not only got an F on her paper, her teacher also took the effort to make her the scapegoat in front of the entire class.

Her paper's title was 'Public Services'.  What she submitted was 'Pubic Services'.

Enough said.  She said she really wish to just die on the spot.

True story bro. 


Second true story.

Happened to me like just 3 days ago.  Went to the dentist and after registration and all, went to grab a seat.  It was a little crowded and the only seat available was a bench where a young couple was already sitting there.  Afraid of intruding, I went over and asked politely but what came out was 'Excuse me, can I shit here?'.  I blinked, excused myself and went inside the toilet to hide for a full 5 minutes.  Well maybe they really think I wanted to shit badly since I was in the toilet for 5 minutes.  Just to clear things up, I wasn't shitting.

Third true story.

I saw my cousin online on Facebook so I pmed her.  She replied me with 'Hellllllllllp'.  I was like O.O Wait what?  And I was thinking to myself what happened.   Then she told me she meant 'Helllllllo' but she made a typo since 'P' is situated next to 'O'.

So guys, before you sent any text messages or submit a piece of paperwork, it's worth that double checking.

:D

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Trolls

Definition of Troll from Google:



troll/trōl/

Noun: 
  1. A mythical, cave-dwelling being depicted in folklore as either a giant or a dwarf, typically having a very ugly appearance.
  2. The action of trolling for fish.
Verb:
Fish by trailing a baited line along behind a boat: "we trolled formackerel".

Definition of Troll (internet) from Wikipedia:

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory,[3]extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[4] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.


So, which troll are you?

The ugly green one?  Or the one with the pea size brain?  Or maybe, you are both.  Ugly green pea size brain person.

They are one of the most hated person on the Internet because they are the perfect being.  They see fault in everyone else but theirs.

Every other person on the Earth (which is roughly 7 billion people) are wrong.  They are dumb.  No one else can think the way they do and say the things they say.   Well that's because you are the only one with the pea size brain apparently.

I absolute hate hate hate and hate them.  They make my blood boils.  They think they are all so smart and witty.  It's not because I am afraid of 'butt hurt much' situation but they just get on my nerves.  Especially in games.  With lots of other people.  Why can't they just cooperate when it's their turn?  Instead, they 'troll'.  They are just wasting every one elses' time except theirs.

I would love to say I don't care about them but that's merely most of the times.  There are of course times where I really wish I knew which idiot is behind the other side of the screen so that I can strangle that person.

So, are you a troll?  Do you like being a troll?  Why?  Let me know.


Come on baby.  I'm waiting.

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Which is Worst? Nightmare or Reality?

Waking up from a nightmare itself is another nightmare as it leaves you feeling nervous, anxious, scared, sweaty and every other emotional feeling because nightmare is never a good dream no?  Unless you are a masochist that enjoys horrible dreams then you will most likely be like the rest of us who dreads having a nightmare.

Nightmare being horrible is one thing.  Waking up and finding yourself in a nightmare is another whole new level altogether.  This morning after I woke up, I was still wasting time rolling around the bed as it's still early.  Time on the clock is 8.20 a.m. and my clock is usually faster by 15 mins so it's tentatively 8.05 a.m.   55 more minutes to work and the drive to work is only 15 minutes away so rolling around for 5 minutes wouldn't hurt.

Then I heard my cellphone ringing and I thought who would call me so early in the morning.  Before I could answer the call, the phone had stopped ringing and I saw that it's from my colleague.  I naturally thought if she called to ask if I wanted breakfast as she does that once in a while - calling me at 8+ to ask if I wanted bread or dim sum for breakfast.  Before I could digest all those in, I received a message from her which says " Are you on leave today?" I was puzzled and THEN, it STRUCK me.  I look at the clock on my cellphone and there it was:  9.35 a.m.








9. 35 a.m.
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9. 35 a.m.
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9 FREAKING 35 A.M.




If I could jump as high as a giraffes' neck, I would.  Instead I stood rooted to the spot while braining all this in and then scoot all over the place to shower, brush teeth, wash face, dress and ran (walked) to my car.  Must be record breaking because by the time I reached my car, it says 9. 44 a.m.

As if that wasn't enough, 1/3 through the journey (which means 5 minutes into driving) it started raining h.e.a.v.i.l.y.   Maybe Rain God wasn't clear enough on this matter.  I am already late and he has to make it rain at that very moment?  Why can't it rain before I go to bed or when i am IN bed?  Why must it rain when I am on the way to work?!


#1  Source:  9gag.com 


At least there's one good thing in this >.>  I didn't have any appointment or meeting or anything scheduled for this morning if not, I am screwed.  By a clock.  By MYYYY clock.

Gonna go back and kill it.  Strangle it.  Throw it off my flat (look on the bright side, at least I am not throwing a baby down the flat).

Well I guess for me, nightmares are dreadful but actually living one, it's hard for me to walk in with my head held high especially when I was slightly drenched and I was late.  For an hour.  And there I was thinking nothing could go wrong since I woke up early and all.  Lesson of the day:  Have TWO clocks so that when one decides to screw you, at least you've got another one to unscrew it.

Hoping for a sweeter dream tonight and a sweeter reality tomorrow.

Buh bye <3

P/s:  On another thing, after I tightened my braces last Saturday, one side of my upper jaw is hurting (teeth) and now that the pain subside, every time I drink a glass of warm water or glass water, it gives this weird hurt-ish sensation.  Is that suppose to happen?  Anyone knows?

Saturday, 15 September 2012

So broke!

Whats with people nowadays and managing money?  I believe I am not the only who is broke before the middle of the month simply because of the proof below :D


#1  Within minutes after I posted this status, look at the amount of people who is broke AS WELL!


WHAT ABOUT YOU?

What are you guilty of for being broke this month?  Did you went on a guilty spree shopping?  Obtain a gadget that you have been eye-ing on?  Jewellery pieces?  Phones?  Cameras?  Gazillion friends birthday, especially during year end?  Cosplay clothes?  Cosplay accessories?  Materials for cosplay weapon?  Or maybe you went on a food-splurge?  Maybe that short vacation trip that you have been planning since half a year ago?  Whatever the reason is, we are left dry.  Very very dry, as dry as my grandmothers' skin and as cold as the weather in Alaska.  Brrrrr.  Like this.


#2  Grandma's Dry Hand

It's unbelievable that my money management skill is so bad and to think that my Want-To-Buy-List is at least another foot long is pure insanity.  Middle of the month and already living off instant noodle or the cheapest, nearest economy rice stall is very bad.  I guess it's because I feel like this every month during salary day.


#3  Salary Day

However that voice nagging at the back of my head on the things I want to buy is not going away!  With a depleted bank account, what is my solution?? To continue to be as thrifty as possible until pay day and THEN continue checking off things from my Want-To-Buy-List.  Is that what you do?  Then you my friend, are going through a circle of 'so-broke' illness and you are not going to recover anytime soon because this was exactly what you did last month and the month before that leave you in the state of penniless that you are now! 


#4  How I literally feel by middle of the month >.>


So what can you do to lighten up this burden?

1.  Eat less expensive food.  You are already doing that.
2.  Eat lesser.  Hm, maybe.  But you shouldn't do it if you mistaken your stomach growling for                your twitter alert from your phone.
3.  I know there are lots of things that you want to buy but you got to be able to keep a straight mind, look at your list and start crossing off things that you don't really need.  It's painful to cross them off but at the middle of the next month, you will start to feel better about yourself because your wallet isn't as empty as it is currently!  Don't hesitate!  Take that list out now and do it immediately while you still have the courage *channels courage via blog*!  Don't look like my grandma by middle of next month!


#5  Me Attempting to Cross Things Out My List!

4.  You might have crossed 20% of the things off your list.  *Claps hand*  You've done a very good job.  Now I know it's hard but after the first time, the second time should be easier.  I want you to dive back this instance to that list now and cross of things that you really, really don't need.   At the end of this post and you've crossed at least 45% of the things on your list, good job.  Give yourself a reward by doing this.



#5  Image taken from clubfredbaja.wordpress.com

Or, my own interpretation of success - like this:


#6 SUCCESS!
That being said, I hope I am able to accomplish this.  You know how they say things aren't always what they seem to be?  Well, the person giving the advise now might not be able to do this =P

Just try your very best to tone down your spending alright.  Make lesser phone calls.  Go out lesser with your buddies therefore not succumbing to temptation.  If you want a difference in the thickness of your wallet and the size of your bank account, you are the one person who can make that difference because no one else can tell you how to spend your money correctly except giving you pointers here and there.

I shall try and experiment with this and let you guys know at the same time next month to see if it worked.  Everyone, try it with me!  Lets not be broke by middle of the month the coming months!

Some behind the scenes pictures:


#7  Hahaha getting ready for picture!


#8  Ending this with a self shot <3

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Lazy Eyes on Galaxy Note

Galaxy Note is pretty awesome for lots of things.  

First, it takes really good image quality without filters.

Second, it comes with the biggest screen ever >D  Best for viewing, browsing or watching videos on your phone.

Third, it's obviously lighter than an iPad.

Fourth and it's best selling point, it comes with a really good and functional stylus! One that has precision and doesn't require you to try breaking the screen while drawing (though technically it wouldn't break with Gorilla Glass) >D

I have no idea why am I promoting bout Galaxy Note in the middle of the night but what's written cannot be undone! (too lazy to do it more like)

And ta-da! My so-so drawing on a Galaxy Note!!!

#1  Godbrother

Maybe this is the main reason for this post but not bad >D  I mean the phone, obviously not my drawing.  Not that thick face yet (keyword is yet).

Oh, to my Godbrother who I was using as a reference for this picture, sorry I gave you the pair of lazy eyes hahahahhahaha.  Well, any anatomy is very hard to draw >.>

Nights and sweet dreams guys <3

Sunday, 12 August 2012

Nyan Cat Doodles

Crayon + Sketch Books + A bunch of 24 years old =

#1 24 Colour Crayons from Daiso ftw +


#2  Sketch Books + Bunch of 24 year olds + Collaborations =



#3  Nyan Cat Doodle!



#4  Nyan Cat Pooping My Name in Rainbow <3


#5  Better View of the 'artwork' =P


#6  Compilation :3

This is what we do when on a Saturday night after buying boxes of crayons!  I am crazy over crayons, especially those will pastel colours!  Used to have 2 'brief case' boxes of the 64 Colour Crayons from Buncho as a kid and am just absolutely fascinated and obsessed with it and I am not the only one with such obsession!  Another friend confessed that he used to hijack all the silver and gold colour crayons and just keeeeeeeeeeeeeep them away from others!

Above drawing was done by my brother and me :D  He drew the cat (cause he is fabulous in drawing realistic animals, 100% not like the Nyan Cat above >.>  I will show them to you IF he allows me to publish his links here =P) and I merely added the rainbow poop and sparkles!

I also bought bunch of soft pastel from Daiso to experiment hair chalking so after I am done with it, I will blog another post bout it soon!

Lunch time, ciao!

Friday, 10 August 2012

Duck - Brace

Do I mean Duck Brace or Duck Face?

Actually, I meant both.  2 in 1, what's worst than this? I don't know, I will let YOU decide!

Before getting my braces, I've been reading all sorts of articles but not one of them so far tells me that having braces actually makes you more prone to making a duck face whether you know it or not!

BEHOLD, the secret is out!!

The rationale behind this is when there's a layer of object places along the outer layer of your upper teeth, be it a chewing gum or a strip of bacon that for some reason you would like to place it there, it hinders your mouth movement and actually makes it easier to cringe your lips or to purse them and when you are pursing your lips or pouting, whoa-la!  It makes you look like you are doing a duck face cause your lips WILL seem puffer than usual (cause of the layer of object stacked below).

There's actually 3 reasons for doing it (actively knowing and not knowing).

Not knowingly doing a duck face:  At first I didn't realize I was doing it till one of the day I looked into the mirror while typing (my mirror is hung beside me) and I was like O.O WHY AM I DOING A DUCK FACE!  It was only after that then I realized that I 'pursed' my lips or 'puffed' it up to avoid my inner lips from touching the braces as it cuts my lips thus ulcer thus pain.

Knowingly doing it:  NOT BY CHOICE even if I am actively doing it.  Reason:  Look at the pictures below :D


#1:  Natural smile.  But you can see all my braces so it becomes a geeky smile.


#2.  Supposedly natural smile :  I was just doing a normal smile with my mouth close but this evil metals are peeking from corners and gaps from my lips!

 #3.  Behold.  Stupid duck face / pursed lips face.  Well, you already know the rationale behind this duck face but that doesn't justify me doing it.  Mental note to self: DO NOT purse your lips!

#4.  For the lulz.  Enough said.  Or seen in this case.  *pukes*  It's a good thing I didn't had seaweed.

Well the third reason for pursing my lips was because I didn't want to let my lips be parted or looks like it's open when I am sitting and doing normal daily routine.  It does feel good to actually part your mouth once in a while to escape the friction between the braces and your lips but I didn't want to make it a habit of leaving my mouth open so I make an effort to purse my lips.

So for all of you who wants to get braces in the future, add this to one of your 'omigosh I am so happy" list or "Crap, now I quack" list.

Have fun!