Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Walking With Midgets



Today when I was in McDonalds ordering their deliciously delicious Ayam Goreng Mcd, I felt like I wore the wrong thing out today.  I must have put on my dinosaur skin instead of my human skin because everyone is staring at me.   Or should I say 'looking up' to me?

Seriously, what is happening around Melaka?  Has everyone else been shrinking or have I been growing?  I am pretty sure it's the first one because scientifically speaking, I should have stop growing few year back.  95% of them are shorter than me.  Be them male or female.  Male one not thaaaaaaaaaaat bad, I mean they are just slightly shorter.  I swear the females, most of them didn't even reach my shoulder because I deliberately stared and compared.  The remaining 5% are not much taller, maybe around the same height.

I especially like their reaction.  Most of the time, be them guys or girls, what they would do instinctively was to look at my feet after noticing me.  What I believe they were trying to do was to check if I am wearing a 4 inch heels or anything taller.  Do not worry, I always, always and whenever possible will wear flats.  I only own a pair of sandals which is slightly taller, like say 2 inch.  It's nowhere near the description of being a high heel

And I thought East Malaysians are supposed to be the malnutrition ones since most of our earnings comes over to this side of Malaysia anyway.  I look out and all I saw was midget, midget and more midget.

Midget with geeky specs.  Midget with heels (the irony).  Midgets holding their grandson.  They are midgets of all age and both genders.

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Short, short and shorter.  I think it's only Melaka.  I hope.  Well, maybe I am a dinosaur descendant breed.  Or I am simply just mish.