Tuesday, 13 November 2012
Walking With Midgets
Today when I was in McDonalds ordering their deliciously delicious Ayam Goreng Mcd, I felt like I wore the wrong thing out today. I must have put on my dinosaur skin instead of my human skin because everyone is staring at me. Or should I say 'looking up' to me?
Seriously, what is happening around Melaka? Has everyone else been shrinking or have I been growing? I am pretty sure it's the first one because scientifically speaking, I should have stop growing few year back. 95% of them are shorter than me. Be them male or female. Male one not thaaaaaaaaaaat bad, I mean they are just slightly shorter. I swear the females, most of them didn't even reach my shoulder because I deliberately stared and compared. The remaining 5% are not much taller, maybe around the same height.
I especially like their reaction. Most of the time, be them guys or girls, what they would do instinctively was to look at my feet after noticing me. What I believe they were trying to do was to check if I am wearing a 4 inch heels or anything taller. Do not worry, I always, always and whenever possible will wear flats. I only own a pair of sandals which is slightly taller, like say 2 inch. It's nowhere near the description of being a high heel
And I thought East Malaysians are supposed to be the malnutrition ones since most of our earnings comes over to this side of Malaysia anyway. I look out and all I saw was midget, midget and more midget.
Midget with geeky specs. Midget with heels (the irony). Midgets holding their grandson. They are midgets of all age and both genders.
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Short, short and shorter. I think it's only Melaka. I hope. Well, maybe I am a dinosaur descendant breed. Or I am simply just mish.
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Hahaha that's awesome :D
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly how I'm going to feel when I go visit an asian country in the future.
How tall are you exactly?
I am definitely one of the midgets. hahaha
ReplyDeleteDon't lah like this jiejie...XD